Meet Derick Reedy.
The Tennessee man was arrested yesterday for a harebrained scheme to defraud a Chili s. According to a Kingsport Police Department report
, Reedy admitted fabricating a story that two Chili’s workers were “talking sexually about sex and dildos” while he and his wife were eating.
Reedy, 22, allegedly did this in a bid to extract a refund for the meal (which he never actually had). While a Chili’s manager did not part with cash, he did give Reedy $70 in gift certificates. Subsequently, the manager called cops after he “discovered that the suspect attempted this at several other businesses.”