Speaking of cats, longtime readers – thanks, both of you – will have clued in that your author is from the province of Newfoundland, a part of the world in which there is no shortage of creative language. If, for example, someone is particularly handy with the Mastercraft flux core welder they got on sale for $399 at Canadian Tire, there’s a good chance they’ll be described as being able to “weld the arse on a cat.” Looking through Hiltz’s catalog of work, it’s safe to say the man is capable of welding the arse on a cat, a few dogs, and probably a fox as well.