By toni foxx
There s a phrase that says, get your goat.
A woman in Alabama apparently took the phrase literally and went and got a neighbor s goat... as in stole the goat, all for social media.
34-year-old Erica Farmer in Gulf Shores, Alabama, recently stole her neighbor s goat, painted it and then took a bunch of photos. all for social media.
The goat s owner figured out what happened and called the cops. They found the goat at Erica s house.
Now she s looking at a felony charge for livestock theft. She s also looking at an animal cruelty charge.
Here she is.
By toni foxx
Jan 28, 2021
If you break the law, the best thing you can do for law enforcement is post video of yourself doing that.
You might be saying to yourself, I get that, but who would be dumb enough to do such a thing?
A Floridiot, of course!
This is actually a Social Idiot, which is a sub-category of Floridiot. He is a social idiot because he did a dumb thing and then posted it on social media.
There s a 33-year-old guy named Gabriel Sleiman in Indianapolis, and back in November, he posted an Instagram video that showed him driving his Lamborghini Huracan on the Interstate . . . and doing 213 mph.