ALBANY, NY Choking back tears while addressing the crowd of clamoring reporters, New York governor Andrew Cuomo expressed deep regret Friday that grandma didn’t have the balls to tough it out. “From the bottom of my heart, let me just say to the press, to my constituents, and most importantly to all the people I’ve hurt that I am so sorry that nana couldn’t nut up, put on her big boy pants, and tough it out for just a few measly months,” said Cuomo, taking a deep breath, shaking his head, and acknowledging how devastating it must be for someone’s family member to go out like such a big pussy. “At the time, I didn’t understand how my actions would affect people, especially the elderly who decided to throw in the towel instead of growing a fucking pair. While I can’t change the past, I can work on moving forward and always remembering what a little bitch these people were to the end.” At press time, Cuomo added that he would not be stepping down, before he grabbed hi
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Though New York Governor Andrew Cuomo says he has learned his lesson following a recent spate of sexual harassment allegations, none of those lessons seem to include stepping away from his responsibilities and letting someone else have a turn.
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Despite the fact that former aides say he was harassing them as recently as this past summer and the photographic evidence of Cuomo appearing to have been using his power to make sexual advances to women who were just trying to work, Cuomo says he’ll simply stop doing that if we all just, like, agree to let it go already:
As my sophomore year of high school began in 1960, the country was buzzing with the coming election. An Irish American was running for president! My Irish relatives rallied to the call and even my Italian family members supported the candidate. He might be Irish but he was Catholic too! When John F. Kennedy’s campaign came to Philadelphia, my father was one of the official photographers. Proudly, I accompanied him to the events and watched as he took pictures of the man who would become the 35th President of the United States. I still have the negatives, some of my most treasured heirlooms.
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For history buffs, there s nothing better than a surprise on Antiques Roadshow. Every once in a while, someone drops by with a personal story better than anything found in the history books.
In Season 25 of the show, available on the PBS video app, the appraisers revisited a trip to Orlando, Florida in 2007 when they got a visit from none other than Cecil Stoughton, the first-ever official White House photographer, who documented the personal and public lives of President John F. Kennedy and his family.
He brought a number of photographs to the appraisers on Antiques Roadshow, including a private photo of the Kennedy family along with perhaps one of the most famous photographs of the 20th Century.