12 best tweets of the week, including abolish lasagna, blue Shrek, and a toot canal
We got good posts!
April, we hardly knew ya.Â
It s Friday and the last day of the month, which means we re quickly barreling to what could be a fantastic, nearly post-pandemic summer in the United States.Â
To celebrate the end of the week we went ahead and rounded up some of the funniest tweets of the week. Why? Because it has been a long week days and you deserve a chuckle, that s why.
So, here they are, the 12 best tweets of the week.Â
1. Bear sits next to guy. No clickbait. Beautiful.
Biden signs Executive Order to abolish lasagna pic.twitter.com/akhn5wKGKB Jack “Knows Too Much About Politics” Merritt (@SnackMerritt) April 28, 2021
I mean, first season of Marvelous was fantastic. I watched it while on a sex blimp. In DC. While refusing to eat lasagna. https://t.co/7ZAFVo4pZL mike freeman (@mikefreemanNFL) April 28, 2021
I clicked on the Abolish Lasagna trending topic and it did not disappoint me. https://t.co/XSTzqf0Xgv Eyes on the Right (@EyesOnTheRight) April 28, 2021
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What is a sex blimp? Jennifer Gunter (@DrJenGunter) April 28, 2021
However, the trend still sparked confusion among some users, leading fact-checking website Snopes to create a page dispelling the notion that Ernst s poster actually called for abolishing lasagna.
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2,437 new cases today in his media statement, for a cumulative reported total of
300,752 cases. He also reports
nine new deaths today, for a cumulative total of
1,130 deaths 0.38% of the cumulative reported total, 0.41% of resolved cases.
There are currently
3,251 patients recovered and were discharged, for a cumulative total of
273,417 patients recovered – 90.9% of the cumulative reported total.
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Texas Senator Ted Cruz has managed to land himself in a spot of bother after taking an ill-advised trip to Mexico while those left at home in the Lone Star State have been left to struggle amid one of the worst winter storms on record.
With millions of Texans currently without electricity and water as numerous generators failed across the state decided it was best for him to leave as his house was reportedly “freezing” and a retreat to a luxury resort in Cancun was definitely a warmer option.