LARGE
Did you know that we actually had a friend of ours and her sister do the labels for these treats? Here s the amazing part- we actually paid them. It was over several years and in returnable bottles, change we found in our couch, and $1 lottery tickets, but we got it done.
Do you like the color variation to denote the treat size? That was me. Did you know we call the smallest size Nugs because when our mercurial employee Reagan screws up she says Oh Nugs!
Do you know the State Capital of Maryland? What is the valence electron configuration for sodium? When was the Boer War? Where is Area 50? Was the first Sino-Japanese War of 1894 a hoot or what? Name Procol Harum s greatest hit. Check out the rack on Bernadette Peters. Can you think of a more disgusting insect than earwigs? How many pints in a quart?
It’s In! It’s In!
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I figured I should make the first part of this intro panel pleasant because people have accused me of being just a big ol Negative Nellie. Whatever that means. And just so you know they were banned.
What does everyone think of our new collar design? We spent thousands of dollars on customer surveys. Then we hired out the finest Parisian designers to give us several dozen patterns. Then we flew around the world to compare self-produced collars from other semi-respected small-end pet stores. Then we took a nap.