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Wednesday at about 2am.
I was awoken by the most excruciating tooth pain. Outside, the world was still, with only the sound of rain beating a tattoo on the streets. In my head, all was thunder, as my teeth got struck by lightning.
Those folks with perfect teeth will never know how the agony of a toothache is the world’s worst!
In the past, I have waged incisive battles against the infantry of incisors, the callous cavalry of canines and the merciless militia of molars with vanguard actions of vodka and brutal maneuvers with painkillers like Brufen. But through six long hours of excruciating agony, I realised that, this time, the war was lost.