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.according to a new poll
A greetings card company has released a list of the worst Christmas Cracker jokes – and you might have trouble distinguishing them from some lists of the bests.
The top ten, according to a poll commissioned by Thortful, are:
1. What do you get if you lie under a cow? A pat on the head
2. Why is Parliament like ancient Bethlehem? It takes a miracle to find three wise men there.
3. Why did nobody bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? They were two deer
4. What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me and we ll go places
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Christmas crackers are a fun festive tradition, often consisting of a small gimmick, a paper crown and a punny joke.