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Let’s jump into this week’s episode of AEW Dark.
Jon Moxley & Eddie Kingston vs. Milk Chocolate
Milk Chocolate’s entrance is legen…..wait for it….dairy. However, what they got here was a legendary ass-kicking. Moxley and Kingston hit the ring and downed a glass of Milk Chocolate for the win at 38 seconds.
Blake’s Rating: SQUASH
Evil Uno, Alan “5” Angels, and Colt Cabana (1-0) vs. Spencer Slade, Cole Karter, and Andrew Palace (AEW trios debut)
Episode 88 of
AEW Dark featured Max Caster comparing backsides with Sonny Kiss, a new valet for the Varsity Blonds, Diamante picking a feud with Kris Statlander, and Brian Cage in a rowdy HOSS FIGHT!
The top moment from
Dark was Max Caster’s rap. The Acclaimed made their way to the ring to face off with Sonny Kiss and Joey Janela. Caster rapped about the infamous ‘Sunny days’ reference and used
The Boondocks reference to make the outrageous claim that he has a better derriere than Kiss. “Hey yo Sonny, what you say? Let’s keep it old school. We can have Sunny days. On second thought, I think I’ll pass. You’re not that cute, and I got a better ass. Booty butt booty butt booty butt cheeks.”
Jon Moxley and Eddie Kingston defeated Milk Chocolate (0:34)
Moxley brought the IWGP US Title belt with him since he has a title defense tomorrow on Dynamite. Moxley and Kingston jumped Milk Chocolate before the bell rang and finished this off quick with a clothesline/suplex combo on Randy Summers. That was brisk.
Dark Order (Evil Uno, Colt Cabana and Alan Angels) defeated Spencer Slade, Cole Karter and Andrew Palace (4:38)
This was another Dark Order multi-man squash.
Uno must have taken some inspiration from the recent Roddy Piper A&E documentary, working in a blatant eye poke on Palace behind the referee’s back. Taz began running down all the teams he’s going to sue for using Team Taz’s colors including the Cincinnati Bengals, Philadelphia Flyers, and Clemson. I think Gritty (the Flyers mascot) could take Team Taz, even in a four-on-one. Feel free to sue the Bengals as they haven’t won anything in years.
AEW Blood & Guts: Future Factions Who Can Go to War );
After a long wait, AEW was finally able to hold the first-ever Blood & Guts match last week with The Pinnacle taking down The Inner Circle.
True to its name, it was a bloody, brutal match. Seemingly no one walked out without having bled in some fashion, or at least with many wounds to show off that will hurt for quite some time. );
But that was just the first match. There will be many more to come, we can assume. Just like Hell in a Cell, Elimination Chamber and the WarGames match that preceded it, Blood & Guts should be here to stay.
Cody Rhodes does not need to ‘f off’
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Even though I cover WWE’s main roster on Cageside, I am a frequent watcher of AEW television and pay-per-views. Yeah that’s crazy right? A fan of both WWE
and AEW?
Now I’m not Manolo Has Pizzazz, so I don’t get to regularly put my feelings on AEW out to the Cageside Universe.
Subtle, right? Let me summarize, and explain where, why and how it’s wrong.
Writer Sam Fels claims that as an AEW Executive Vice-President, Rhodes inserts himself into Dynamite “wherever and however much” he wants to.