Daily Monitor
Saturday January 23 2021
Summary
The Certified Idiot is invited for an interview for a dream job. Unfortunately, he meets the wrong people on the interview panel, including a bitter ex-girlfriend and an OB he used to bully around.
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One, two, three, four and a hi-five to my classmates when Maths class was over!
Still, I went to university. That’s where I met my first love.
It happened during the 2001 presidential elections. We met at a polling station, as we were both zigzagging our ballot boxes.
She was the zig to my zag as our invalid votes made us attract.