February 22, 2021 at 4:20 pm by Natalie Kothergirls
Matteo Wharton / Daily Nexus
Nexustentialism will continue to challenge the barriers of journalism â pushing the envelope to lengths that have previously gone unpushed.Â
Since its inception, Nexustentialism has built a name for itself writing top-of-the-line (but sometimes mediocre) satire. Bringing you audience-favorite hits such as âNew Study Finds Chancellor Yang Thick As Fuckâ and âChameleons: They Could Be Anywhere,â it has been the pride of our lives pumping out quality content the way political science majors keep pumping out mildly xenophobic comments. And while classics such as âFuck You, Flavored Cream Cheeseâ will always hold a special place in our hearts, we have found it necessary to move on to bigger, bolder, more bountiful horizons of content. We have to go back to the source. Weâve got to start lying once more.Â