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Will.i.am, superpowered cowboy, App Storearchaeologist, and co-conspirator in some of the worst musiccrimes of the 2000s, is cashing in on COVID-19. The former Black Eyed Pea has just revealed something called “Xupermask,” which promises to both protect against virus transmission
and make wearers look like they’re constantly en route to a fetish club for robots.
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The Xupermask, which is indeed the name of the product in question, is designed with “three dual speed fans” and a HEPA filtration system as well as “Bluetooth connectivity, LED day glow lights, multi-functioning button controls, and a magnetic earbud docking system.” It costs $299 and it looks like this.
As COVID-19 vaccines are rolled out around the world, a top doctor is warning of a new virus strain that is killing the young in their thousands.
Brazil is swamped by new virus cases, with a warning to Australia that this variant is far more dangerous than anything seen before.
The new variant has overwhelmed the country to the point gravediggers are exhuming old tombs to make space for the more than 300,000 dead.
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Medical staff members transport a patient on a stretcher at the Pedro DellAntonia Sports Complex field hospital as coronavirus cases soar on March 11, in Santo Andre, Brazil. (Alexandre Schneider/Getty Images South America/Getty Images)(Getty)