Simon (pictured) argues that having a candlelit dinner every night is no longer special
How ironic that a man who has made a lucrative television career out of eating standing up and talking with his mouth full should suddenly decide to judge how the British public take their own suppers.
Masterchef s John Torode says that a TV dinner is bad manners and a surefire romance killer. I disagree.
In fact, John, to paraphrase one of your show s catchphrases: Opinions don t get much more half-baked than this.
You see, this is 2021, more than 60 years since America s Swanson food company invented the grim yet hyper-convenient TV dinner.