Posted in the Lost & Found classified section of the February 28 edition of Abbeville newspaper Abbeville Meridional Newspaper, someone placed an add about losing a silver hoop earring in the parking lot at Walmart.
Just in case the person who found the silver hoop earring also saw the Lost & Found ad, they wanted to make certain the finder didn t decide to become a keeper. To hopefully prevent that from happening, a reward was offered for the return of missing earring.
What kind of reward could be offered that would guarantee its return? A reward so tantalizing not even the most hardened, jaded, and disenfranchised member of society could ignore? Am I asking a lot of questions?