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The best news of the day on this dreary Thursday: nobody for whom we’d have to provide an obituary died yesterday. It wasn’t for lack of trying, though; your benevolent despot is now suffering intercostal muscle spasms after slipping and falling
hard on ice
twice last night. After a night of trying to breathe through it, being dead would have been a relief. I have no idea how quarterbacks are even able to walk now, much less actually play quarterback.
Alas, we’re still here to share the news about another suffering entity: Kansas State women’s basketball. The ladies fell to 0-10 last night in Fort Worth after holding a halftime lead in a 78-67 loss at TCU. But at least the narrative was different; last night, the Cats blew their lead in the third quarter rather than the fourth.