Kacey Musgraves wants to use your Ted Cruz rage to help Texans
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Good afternoon! If you’re anything like us, reader, you spend at least part of your day in your group texts, relishing the fact that not one but
.” If you’re not up-to-date on the story of Senator Ted “Not The Zodiac Killer But Definitely A Ghoulish Asshole” Cruz’s Cancún vacation and the texts that reveal exactly how full of shit he is,
NYT has got you covered. Suffice it to say, he is, has always been, and will always be, a piece of shit! Kacey Musgraves knows this, and wants to combine your Cruz rage and buying-stuff-online-for-the-dopamine-rush-just-to-feel-something impulses into one topical T-shirt.