Of our favorites. She a young woman. cheers and applause who is a Nobel Peace Prize recipient, which i think is apropos for today. You know i have to i have i have one job and its a Pretty Simple job. I come in, in the morning and we look at the news and i write jokes about it. And then i make a couple of faces, and like a like a noise like a rer. And then its just chaching and im out the door. laughter but i didnt do my job today so i apologize. I got nothing are you in terms of like jokes and sounds because of what happened in South Carolina. And maybe if i wasnt nearing the end of the run or this wasnt such a common occurrence, maybe i could have pulled out of the spiral, but i didnt. And so i honestly have nothing other than just sadness once again that we have to peer into the abyss of the depraved violence that we do to each other and the nexus of a just gaping racial wound that will not heal, yet we pretend doesnt exist. And im confident though, that by acknowledging it, by star
May, how do you get ball marks out of your shoe . Is that something you buff . But first before that shalom. My friends, welcome to a very special night. The Prime Minister of israel Benjamin Netanyahu, addressed Congress Today in observe vans of the sake in observance of the sacred holiday of suukonitmr. President. laughter it was a festival of slights. Its a blessed tradition dating back all the way to january when House Speaker john boehner invited netanyahu to speak to Congress Without consulting the white house why didnt the speaker run it by the white house . I did not consult with the white house. The congress can make this decision on its own. Its a way to poke the president in the eye . I dont believe im poking anyone in the eye. laughter im merely taking a sharp stick thrusting it forward at commanderinchief cornea level thats where this president keeps his eyes laughter jon of course, Benjamin Netanyahu was on hand to explain to our congress why our president should not be n
Modeling . I used to make model airplanes. laughter or perhaps shall i fulfill my destiny as the star child . laughter wow. First time i saw that one. All options ive considered and discarded because today id like to officially announced that im hosting a new show for cspan called hate watch with jon stewart. cheers and applause heres a sneak preview. Coming up next on cspan jon stewart looks at congress in cspans new show, hatewatch. Then at 11 30 p. M. , on book tv author michio discusses the challenges of writing a memoir when theres a bee trapped in your office. Hi, everybody. Welcome to hatewatch on cspan 2, im jon stewart. Why dont we take a look today and see what the congress is up to. A bipartisan bill to provide assistance to Human Trafficking victims and Additional Resources to Law Enforcement has gotten stuck in the senate. Jon it appears the senate is stuck on a bill im not sure every american not involved in trafficking humans for sex would support. That sounds like somet