The co-op’s restructuring proposal is ingenious, but difficult.
According to a source who may or may not be reliable, experts at Fonterra believe they may be close to unlocking the secrets of the Zaphod Beeblebrox Infinite Improbability Drive after months of mind-bending work on restructuring the dairy co-op.
In an operation codenamed ‘Have Cake+Eat Cake’, the team has been striving for a way to ensure farmers maintain ownership and control while reducing their capital commitment and increasing the co-op’s value as a world-class exporter of nutritional products.
If they can crack it, the key to intergalactic space travel will be within their grasp.
The co-op’s restructuring proposal is ingenious, but difficult.
According to a source who may or may not be reliable, experts at Fonterra believe they may be close to unlocking the secrets of the Zaphod Beeblebrox Infinite Improbability Drive
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