Whenever the subject of sleep comes up I say I need my 14 hours just to see if people are listening. While making a crack about sleeping for a million years is funny to me, the idea of going without sleep is no joke. I take my sleep seriosuly, some (my wife) would say I take it too seriously. I've had to get to work no later than 4:30 am for the last 16 years and I know how hard it is to do that if I didn't get proper sleep.
Look, we're not perfect, especially when we're writing. That even goes for the folks at the State Fair of Texas as a grammar mistake got by their proofreaders.
Being late, being in a rush in Danbury, is a particularly tough spot to find yourself in because there are few shortcuts or back roads where you can escape the traffic problem. There are way more than 7 roads you should avoid when you're in a rush but these will have to do, for now.
Being from the Greater-Danbury Area means a lot of things and we can all identify them without having to ask too many questions or probe too deep. We can spot an outsider from a mile away. If you are attempting to blend, good luck and beware of the following.