with nine time emmy award winner chet van janzon. and now here s chet. thank you, scott. it s local news.s to it s the segment where each guest has to share a real news story from wherever they re from and how youi vote vote on the winner. m and that person gets to gi me a scalp massage. rooting for you. curtis, let s go around curtis. the horn. all right, curtis, you fir go first because st. patrick s day, right, is a guy who every time he ingest food or any kind of pharmaceuticals, it becomes his. a still, it s a microbrewery. the poor guy is half in the bag all the time. cher and so as a teacher, he s been he s been put on the shelf put put on the shelf. he s been put in the rubber room. he can t get a job. pull h he moves to long island, they pull them over.k the cops say, walk the line.e they give him the the i breathalyzer himself.n the bag screamin the bag is screaming and yelling. g he wants to impaleyell himself o