real. former starbucks ceo howard schultz was heck willed at his book event last night by a protester who yelled at him don t help to elect trump you egotistic cal [ bleep ] but it was probably just the coffee talking. schultz is considering running for president as a centrist independent which is the politically correct term for most obnoxious guy at the dinner party. you may be wondering what a centrist republican believes and you re going to keep wondering because when he was asked what the corporate tax rate should be, he said i don t want to talk in the hypothetical about what i would do if i was president. that s literally the only thing you re supposed to be doing while running for president. what instead of yes we can, it s what will we? so when he says it s a joke, i bring it up yesterday, oh, no, no. but when he says it it s all funny. i know. so it s not fair but somehow it is funnier when it comes out of