something that our president would love to feast on. and jesse. krispy kreme. all you doughnut lovers, for the first time ever, the popular doughnut chain letting you, the customer, choosing the next glazed doughnut flavor. your choices are blueberry, coffee, carmel. i m going to go for caramello, but i m not sure i see that one here. this is for you, juan. greg, you go. greg: my favorite would be regret. greg gutfeld show. saturday, great lawyer alan dershowitz. we ve got the grade shall be holiday from wall street journal. we ve got kat timpf and cyrus. it s going to be awesome. and now it is time for this! okay, roll the tape. kimberly: that s not good. greg: what is this? does anybody know what this is? this came in my inbox today x. jesse: gerbil.