Crowning Every Winner From The Fifth Wholesome Week Of ‘MasterChef’
We put some photos of Lucy Liu and her lesbian art in this recap, because we know who you are.
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It’s week five of MasterChef Australia and it’s time to Battle the Brigades, ‘cause there’s nothing more fun than running the same challenge four nights in a row!
That’s right, it’s four service challenges where the contestants are up against some professional chefs and have to serve a three-course meal to 20 patrons. It’s just like when they replay the same song over and over again in a kids show because it’s all a tiny child can handle. Our smooth, smooth brains love to see it, so let’s hand out some awards.