Musical guest Martin Garrix and bebe rexha, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 517 michigan steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . . . [ cheers and applause ] i missed you guys i missed you. Hey, looking good, looking good. I missed this. I missed you guys. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, everybody, were back for new shows. Im your host, jimmy fallon. You guys heres what people are talking about. Last night was the closing ceremony for the summer olympics. And did you see this . To kick off tokyo as the next host of the summer games, the japanese Prime Minister came out of a giant pipe dressed as super mario. [ laughter ] sure, after all the water problems they had in rio, now a a plumber shows up. Thats perfect, perfect timing. [ laughter and applause ] its a me mario steve its a me. Jimmy get this, i read that there was no full dr rehearsal ahead of the closing ceremonies last night. They kept saying that. There was no full dres
All over you. Guillermo and i will handle everything, right, guillermo . Guillermo right, jimmy. Jimmy all right, very good. I see a lot of comments online from donald Trump Supporters asking why you always make jokes about donald trump. And not about Hillary Clinton. And its true. You know, i do make more jokes about donald trump than Hillary Clinton. No question about it. But thats just because Hillary Clinton is boring. Okay . [ laughter ] Hillary Clinton today was in spent the day in orlando at a youth center talking about the economy, yawn. Whereas donald trump today visited an africanamerican church with boxing promoter don king. Back to incluesiveness. Everybody comes. Thats why when i see them try to understand every white woman should cast they vote for donald trump. Jimmy what . [ laughter ] hold on. We need to break that down a little bit. First question, why are you wearing a jean jacket to church . First he had the jacket bedazzled, then he had it ridiculized. Don king als
Ill tell you something. On monday night, Hillary Clinton was here. She was right over there. Since then i found myself in the middle of an online conspiracy theory. As you may know many of Hillary Clintons opponents have been questioning whether or not she was healthy enougho be president. So when she was here i challenged her to see if she was Strong Enough to open a jar of pickles. She did it. And thousands, maybe millions, are convinced that rigged the pickle jar. One of those peel is a guy named alex jones high find very entertaining. He is one of those guys who believes big foot is responsible for 9 11. He believes everything. He applied his investigative powers to a pickle jar that he believes was loosened. There is no pop when she. She acts like she has to turn it all the way around. Like shes opening a can of aled can of pickled vegetables, tomatoes, garlic, ives, whether it be pickled fruit, knows theres a pop. You dont turn around it. You cant open a captain pickles that way.
You see what happened on dancing with the stars last night . Something actually happened on dancing with the stars last night. [ laughter ] protesters interrupted the show to protest ryan lochte, upset that the olympic swimmer is part of the competition and decided to run onstage to tell everyone about it. This is what viewers saw at home. Watch as judge Carrie Ann Inaba tries to give ryan his score. You brought your best to this ballroom. You have a long way to go excuse me, hey, back off excuse me excusee excuse me wow. Okay. Ill tell you what. All right. Were going to well take a break. Well get the rest of the judges comments. Take a deep brett. Well be right back. Jimmy thats right. Keep calm and bergeron. That could be a good shirt, [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats what they aired. This the producers of the show gave this to us. This is what the studio audience saw. Excuse me. Hey, back off excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Jimmy thats one of the protesters. Two men
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