January 21, 2021
ILLUSTRATION: SHUTTERSTOCK/CHUCK BEARD
In a stunning development, an archeological survey of the sub-basement beneath the shuttered Original Hot Dog Shop has uncovered an ancient document. On lines of vaguely ketchup-smelling parchment, the following list of prophecies attributed only to a mysterious figure known as “Yinztradamus” predicts Pittsburgh’s future.
Miraculously (and very conveniently for our publishing schedule), this ancient document specifically predicts what will happen in 2021. Below, find the full list of predictions, and what our best researchers believe they might mean.
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Prediction: “Near foodstuffs, the people will gather anew. A great building, miles in length, will offer merriment. Their chariots will vie for position.”