February 24th, 2015
Live blogging the Brits 2015 is so 2008. Just look at every cultural media platform churning out the same predictable jokes about Sam Smith’s mopish demeanour and Ed Sheeran’s non-majority hair colour. Nobody laughs and we all get depressed. DiS, however, likes to be a little bit more cutting-edge than that, like the time it went gonzo Henry Hoover shopping with Nicky Wire or when it dared to fly in the face of the liberal-feminist media elite by asking Meredith Graves “what’s a pretty little thing like you doing in such a manly profession as this?” Hence, we placed JR Moores in our new Ryanair-sponsored time machine and sent him hurtling into the future to report on the Brit Awards in the year 2025 AD!!!. so he could make the same lame jokes about the gingerness of Sheeran. Here’s what impending horrors he witnessed: