pushed him i said bro, what the f are you doing. get away from me stop trying to touch me. he started chasing me around the bench and we ended up on the other side of the gym. greg: that s not considered a workout. first, not only is this guy a [bleep] pervert he s also stupid thinking he could overpower a chick with quads like that. thanks to being fearless and tough as nails she escaped and the attacker was captured a few hours later while trying to enter another woman s apartment. you think after getting his ass kicked by an unarmed woman he would crawl back from under the rock from which he came. maybe he assumes perhaps correctly if there s no consequences anymore why not keep trying and if he gets arrested he could just identify as a woman. he reportedly told authorities he went after her because he wanted to have sex and thought they were pretty. what a relief. we were worried he might be a pervert or something. but who cares why he did it. fry the [bleep]. she says she hopes
stories, it s time for this. greg s leftovers. greg: yeah it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and as always it s my first time reading these so don t blame me if they suck. here we go. on thursday president biden had his annual physical and he s in perfect health for a man his age according to his team of pail general paelentologists. this week in england a letter lost in the mail finally arrived at its intended dress in london more than a century later. or as the us postal service calls it, ahead of schedule. evergreen, make fun of the postal service stanford university researchers have discovered the average penis size has grown 24%
somebody there. dagen: but the people who go to these gyms like in the apartment complex, not this woman because she s clearly doing free weights and she s amazing and she fought off this gross attacker. but it s usually the woman who s like i m going to go walk on the treadmill and then go to brunch kat: that s true i go to the gym in my apartment complex. dagen: but it s a brunch of chicken fried french toast biscuits sausage and bacon and bottomless mimosas which will last you, calorie-wise, 12 days. so it s the exercise versus the brunch that just does the offset doesn t make any sense. greg: i was not expecting a sa little question on gyms and brunch. what did you think when you saw this. shannon: my adrenaline shot up when i saw this what a bad ma am jam a she is taking this dude down. greg: what is a mamojamma?
greg: five words: trans age is now a thing. kat, trans age activists claim that age is a social construct and society should accept individuals based on the age they identify as. is this new? don t women do this already? a sexist would say! kat: no, i agree with this. greg: really? tell me about it kat: i want to get on the record right now that i identify as 30. therefore, going forward in the future decades of my life, insurance will have to pay for all my plastic surgery. greg: excellent. i didn t think of it that way but now i won t. shannon isn t this a perverted way for men to hang out with kids because he can say i identify as i 13 year old let me play dodge ball with you. shannon: i m frightened by that.