Would love to take advantage of the fact it is a relatively small group of us to take questions and get to know and have a sense for what brought you here. Despite you are here in iowa, and here politics is a combination of sporting events and Community Gathering and education all in one. I have been joking that iowans are a special breed because this is one of the only places where democracy still functions the way it is intended. Someone help him . That is iowa nice. Lugging that thing they used to send teams. Now it is like one person. It is true, a sign of the times. Here in iowa, you all are very very lucky and privileged and , accustomed to being a place where democracy works as the way that it is intended. Your vote matters where im not other americans votes do not matter. They look up and see the point pipes clogged with Corporate Cash and lobbyists. Most americans say there is not much i can do about that. I am not sure it will make a difference. Here in iowa, you can flush th
car horn announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, checks and unbalanced. Plus, stephen welcomes will smith and andrew scott featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen oh, my goodness hey, everybody, thank you so much. Welcome to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, things arent going well for donald trump today. Half of Congress Absolutely hates him, and the democrats arent fond of him, either. laughter ill tell you all about it in tonights don and the giant impeach. cheers and applause i dont like to be the sucker. Stephen now, a lot of people have been saying up to this point, people have been musing publicly, when is the constitutional crisis coming . Well, mark your calendar, tattoo it on your forehead, and flip off your boss, because its here. laughter this afternoon, the white house delivered on thei
President as a democrat. How many of you have seen me speak before . So many of you very that is fantastic i suppose. So i am going to give a combination of remarks for the people who have hurt me before and the people who came here because they are curious. I would love to take advantage of the fact it is a relatively small group of us to take questions and get to know and have a sense for what brought you here. We are here in iowa, and here politics is a combination of sporting events and Community Gathering and education all in one. I have been joking that iowans are a special breed because this is one of the only places where democracy still functions the way it is intended. This is cbs. Someone help him . I will help them. Thank you. That is iowa nice. Re most americans look up most americans look up in despair and say there is not much i can do about that. Here in iowa, you all are very, it is an amazing power you have. It is the and the of the rest of the country. You are accust
What happened to china is just about as bad as what happened with ukraine. China, investigate the bidens, a new reality show coming to e, brought to you by ryan seacrest. President now asking china too investigate the bidens, brought to you by prell. Tonight, cnn reporting, in june, president discussed the bidens with president xi Jinping Biden Campaign Shot back saying like msnbc, it could not be more transparent, donald trump is terrified that joe biden will bite him like a drum. Last night biden himself made the same analogy at a Campaign Rally in the Biggest Little city in the world, reno, reno, nevada. Make something clear to to mr. Trump and his hatchet man, and his somewher special funding his attacks again me. Im not going anywhere. You are not going to destroy me, or my family, you have to beat him like a drum. Kennedy smother him with a pillow until he stopped never mind. Who has the stronger hand . The president or sleepy joe. Or will ukraine mess go down the drain, that cou
What happened to china is just about as bad as what happened with ukraine. China, investigate the bidens, a new reality show coming to e, brought to you by ryan seacrest. President now asking china too investigate the bidens, brought to you by prell. Tonight, cnn reporting, in june, president discussed the bidens with president xi Jinping Biden Campaign Shot back saying like msnbc, it could not be more transparent, donald trump is terrified that joe biden will bite him like a drum. Last night biden himself made the same analogy at a Campaign Rally in the Biggest Little city in the world, reno, reno, nevada. Make something clear to to mr. Trump and his hatchet man, and his somewher special funding his attacks again me. Im not going anywhere. You are not going to destroy me, or my family, you have to beat him like a drum. Kennedy smother him with a pillow until he stopped never mind. Who has the stronger hand . The president or sleepy joe. Or will ukraine mess go down the drain, that cou