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welcome to a special edition of jesse watters. prime timeedition . i m will cain filling in tonight. well, joe biden though ct beingr wartime president would save his campaign, but it mightes hit only break it, it could be very well. the thing that shatterg ths the democratic party. so if joe wanted war, joe se got wajur because civil war just broke out inside of his own party. and the longer it goes on,d the angrier and more bloodthirsty his base gets. one night it s the dnc getting ransacked with violent protests. . by morning, it s wall street. today, protesters swarmed the the bank of new york times. hey. hey. t well, just to burrow over, democrat congressman danto goldman showed up to work this morning to find his office offi. ized fhi quote, blood on your hands hands splattered all over in graffiti . and when it s not their buildings, it s their politicians, s. while sipping on what we can only assume was some of the finest cabernet. liz warren was hounded by pr
the joyous part of the show ofe creatures ofanimal the animal kingdom. katie, i bet you have a greato h animal friends story to share with all oare all f us. yeah. you know, america is such a terrific country. it really is. , because in alaska, dogs, we put dogs front of sledslorida and they pull people. but in florida, you know what they do but people get and the dog on paddleboard and the guy is pedaling away to make sure the dog is happy. look at this. he s doing this on a bike in water go wrong. wh right that really is florida in a nutshell. yeah. why is it? could you do that? i guess it s electric bikes are fine. do you want to know why desantis isn t closing the gap againso know wt trump that vides it s like, i don t know ifhew we could do this to the whole country. we love it, but it s a lot. hole we it s a lot of florida. i think this is ingenuity. the dog s having the time of his lifea loof . e about hisl m your animal video. mine is from my own home.
that s what we have to stay focused on. let me pivot and ask you about this back and forth between jeb bush and donald trump about 9/11. and wt trump is saying about jeb bush s brother and playing the blame game and saying this is ridiculous. just had peter on who said trump s point, the question shouldn t be is george bush to blame, did he have all the information and should he have done more? what are we doing now to make sure our country is kept safe. where are the threats, where are we making sure. we re talking about 2001 going all the way back. i think part of my point is let the boys relitigate 2001. this is one more reason we need a woman for president and we need hillary for president