do the world news polka everybody! n that s the world news polka insomniacs only! that s the world news polka who cares what the bosses think they re a goofy crew no clue. and if your neighbors call the cops here s all you have to do move when they yell it s half past three tell them hey it s news to me that s the world news polka they make us work the graveyard shift that s why we go for broke so why not tune in abc and join our little joke five whole days every week we re here with a tongue in cheek and the world news polka not lip synched it s the world new da da da polka
he got quite a sendoff on his retirement day. a complete surprise. they brought in a gospel singers, mariachi band, dancers, acrobats. there they are partying away. doesn t look too happy. all of them happy for him or overjoyed he is on the way out. he looks a little ticked off. wondering how much all this cost his company. but he s out the door, so who cares? okay. here is your polka. politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores that s the world news polka tapes that roll in way too slow stuff you saw on koppel s show that s the world news polka it s late at night you re wide awake and you re not wearing pants so grab your world news now mug and everybody dance have some fun be a pal every anchor guy and gal
a complete surprise. they brought in a gospel singers, mariachi band, dancers, acrobats. there they are partying away. doesn t look too happy. all of them happy for him or overjoyed he is on the way out. he looks a little ticked off. wondering how much all this cost his company. but he s out the door, so who cares? okay. here is your polka. politics and foreign wars all the weather all the scores that s the world news polka tapes that roll in way too slow stuff you saw on koppel s show that s the world news polka it s late at night you re wide awake and you re not wearing pants so grab your world news now mug and everybody dance have some fun be a pal every anchor guy and gal do the world news polka
everybody! n that s the world news polka insomniacs only! that s the world news polka who cares what the bosses think they re a goofy crew no clue. and if your neighbors call the cops here s all you have to do move when they yell it s half past three tell them hey it s news to me that s the world news polka they make us work the graveyard shift that s why we go for broke so why not tune in abc and join our little joke five whole days every week we re here with a tongue in cheek and the world news polka not lip synched it s the world new da da da polka it s the world new da da da polka