Colbert. With samantha bee, and gilian jacobs. Live from new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen thank you very much hey whats going on my friends . Welcome to the late show everybody, im your host, stephen col better. I am feeling blessed tonight, thanks to one man White House Communications director and guy ordering a martini at the bowling alley, anthony scaramucci. The mooch the mooch i was worried when sean spicer left, that the Communications Office of the whoirs would lose some flavah. Little did i know that he was going to be placed by a guy who serves up very spicy quotes. We played this last night, but i just want seconds. What i dont like about washington is, people do not let you know how they feel. Theyre very nice to your face, and then they take a shiv or a machete and they stab it in your back. I dont like it. Im a wall street guy, and im more of a front stabbing person. Stephen yeah, he would never stab someone in the book. Book mountain thats rude. A gentleman stab
Colbert. With samantha bee, and gilian jacobs. Live from new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen thank you very much hey whats going on my friends . Welcome to the late show everybody, im your host, stephen col better. I am feeling blessed tonight, thanks to one man White House Communications director and guy ordering a martini at the bowling alley, anthony scaramucci. The mooch the mooch i was worried when sean spicer left, that the Communications Office of the whoirs would lose some flavah. Little did i know that he was going to be placed by a guy who serves up very spicy quotes. We played this last night, but i just want seconds. What i dont like about washington is, people do not let you know how they feel. Theyre very nice to your face, and then they take a shiv or a machete and they stab it in your back. I dont like it. Im a wall street guy, and im more of a front stabbing person. Stephen yeah, he would never stab someone in the book. Book mountain thats rude. A gentleman stab
Snapshot story of mom desperately trying to get the kids to the supermarket. They jump in their yellow bug. You can see the time is running out. You can see the kids just running to the supermarket for a cucumber theyre getting closer. I guess its better than crying and wailing for candy, right . Exactly. This kid just wants vegetables, what you want to encourage. Theyre right there, staring at the cucumbers. Look at his little face. That made his day. Hes going to be happy for the next five. Meanwhile youre rewarding crying behavior thats only gonna encourage more crying and tantrums. I know this, because i dont have children. Its because of you. It all ends with him sitting in the the back of the car chowing down on a cucumber like its the greatest thing on earth. Those are super yummy. Theyre not like the regular wax covered cucumber. The english cucumber. Yes. Theyre so good. Byebye, everybody. Well see you on the next brand new rtm. To retake the city of raqqah. The u. N. Says mor
Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen thank you very much hey, whats going on my friends . Welcome to the late show everybody, im your host, Stephen Colbert. I am feeling blessed tonight, thanks to one man White House Communications director and guy ordering a martini at the bowling alley, anthony scaramucci. The mooch the mooch i was worried when sean spicer left, that the Communications Office of the white house would lose some flavah. Little did i know that he was going to be replaced by a guy who serves up very spicy quotes. We played this last night, but i just want seconds. What i dont like about washington is, people do not let you know how they feel. Theyre very nice to your face, and then they take a shiv or a machete and they stab it in your back. I dont like it. Im a wall street guy, and im more of a front stabbing person. Stephen yeah, he
Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen thank you very much hey, whats going on my friends . Welcome to the late show everybody, im your host, Stephen Colbert. I am feeling blessed tonight, thanks to one man White House Communications director and guy ordering a martini at the bowling alley, anthony scaramucci. The mooch the mooch i was worried when sean spicer left, that the Communications Office of the white house would lose some flavah. Little did i know that he was going to be replaced by a guy who serves up very spicy quotes. We played this last night, but i just want seconds. What i dont like about washington is, people do not let you know how they feel. Theyre very nice to your face, and then they take a shiv or a machete and they stab it in your back. I dont like it. Im a wall street guy, and im more of a front stabbing person. Stephen yeah, he