Published April 12, 2021
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Good evening and welcome, MAFS gnomes, to FINAL VOWS (part one)! The purported end to the many weeks of romance-related devastation visited on our hapless contestants, and the moment at which they decide, absolutely performatively, whether they will remain together outside of the experiment. As we all know once these eps are done we are going to be immediately treated to ~the reunions~ AND the MAFS matchmakers have about a 0.00001% success rate in the real world but let’s collectively suspend our disbelief and enjoy three of our brave couples’ last run ’round the romance roulette wheel!