the podium. there will be bands playing and an orchestra over here. i went up on the podium. there s a large wooden button she will press and it will trigger a mechanism all of the way to the front of the ship and there is a 2009 bottle of rothschild white wine waiting to be whacked on the queen elizabeth ship. this couldn t be a more perfect assignment for zain verjee. do you know your port from starboard? reporter: i do, actually. i thought i better check. if i m on a ship, i better know which one. it s like stalactites and stalagmites, right? port is four letters, and left is four letters, and starboard, that side of the ship is right. when they say rothschild wine, you ll go in any direction where that is.