Photo Illustration by Elizabeth Brockway/The Daily Beast/GettySuper Bowl Sunday is almost here.Like countless Americans, both men and women, I’ll be passionately glued to the TV with my favorite snacks, armchairing every other play, and being mildly disappointed with what companies have done with their million-dollar commercial spots.And with the Kansas City Chiefs once again in the big game, pop icon Taylor Swift is expected to be in attendance to cheer on her boyfriend, Travis Kelce. (As if th