A Guy Who Said He s Not a Dumbass Was Busted for Trying to Kill the Internet
If you re doing something where it s important to clarify you re, quote, not a dumbass . . . you might want to take a harder look at yourself and your life choices.
A 28-year-old guy named Seth Pendley from Wichita Falls, Texas was arrested last week for planning to KILL THE INTERNET . . . when he tried to buy explosives from an undercover FBI agent to blow up an Amazon data center in Virginia.
In his posts on a website called MyMilitia.com, he said his plan was to take down 70% of the Internet by bombing the place, which isn t possible and is an incredibly dumb idea. And I say that even though he clarified, quote, I m not a dumbass.