barbecues. some were saying beto o rourke wants to get rid of barbecue in texas. what do you think of that? anybody in the state of texas can commit political suicide by saying that. you fill these all the way up with wood, it will burn all night long. the guys get here at 5:00 in the morning. we start getting ready for the day. have you ever put a small boy in there, about the size of greg? can you close that? well, it s hard. it s hard to do a segment that involves eating. especially if you re starving. i didn t speak the entire segment. the producer had to get in my ear and say stop eating, jessie, say something. you stop doing your job. i remember you bragging for the whole rest of the trip how that wolverine joke was. you liked it. i didn t even think it was that good. it was so dumb.
ted cruz said that beto o rourke wants to get rid of barbecue in texas? that s got to be a joke. anybody that is anybody in the state of texas can commit political suicide by saying that. we fill these up with wood. my guys get here at 5 a.m. you have ever put a small boy in there about the size of greg? can you close that? [laughing]. well, it s hard. it s hard to do a segment that involves eating. especially if you are starving. i didn t speak the entire segment. the produce said stop eating, jesse and say something. you topped doing your job. you bragged how funny that wolverine joke was.
because it was so dumb. i have kids who tell dumb jokes. that s a dumb joke and not a dumb riddle. we were not working. you said it s too spicy. it got caught in my throat. i have a very small throat. [laughing]. i have issues? i do, greg? okay. [laughing]. i love the brisket. i let you guys have the sides. you had macaroni and cheese and corn. lawrence s mother made an excellent corner dessert. it was like a sweet pumpkin pie. yes. but she owns a bakery.
glass ceiling. you are always good for laughs. bless your bones. do you know you are funny? that s an inside joke. an anchor went up to kennedy and said do you know you are funny? lou dobbs. no, it wasn t lou dobbs! it wasn t lou dobbs. remember the shows that did flash back episodes. i hated that but this is better. i just like flash backs. is that little chick okay? it is duckling. yes, it changed species and blossomed into a beautiful swan. is that what they become? sure! yeah. i believed it. what do people ask about the most? about juan. why do you let juan get away with so much.
jasper. we did a jasper intervention. i can t remember how many days i took off and half of those highlights were someone else in the chair. do you take a lot of vacations? yes, do you. or everyone else on the show doesn t like watching you again. i don t think they are bad. i would call them jokes. they make me laugh. a joke is different than a riddle. corny jokes works better than corny riddles. something about your height. you would make a great professional snowboarder or gymnast. you are 5 foot tall. what i docked with an extra 3 inches of height. what can could you do? my mom was 4 feet 11. then you cheat and say you