From our Woes of Apartheid Tourism Bureau with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Airport Upkeep in Latrine American Totalitarian Hellholes Here's a real surprise. I don't know about you, but I've never, ever heard of airplane wheels sinking into a runway's asphalt. Obviously, the tarmac at Castro, Inc.'s Holguin Frank Pais Airport is
From our Bureau of Extreme Party Poopers with some assistance from our Woes of Apartheid Tourism Bureau Wow! Who thought this could ever happen? Apartheid-loving Canada is throwing a wet blanket on the dream-holiday-in-Cuba crowd from the Great White North. Prepare for shortages of basic necessities, crime, and sexual assaults. What a downer, man. That's
From our Woes of Apartheid Tourism Bureau Ha! First Jet Blue, then Iberia and Iberojet, now it's Delta's turn, along with United. The airline retreat from Cuba is turning into a stampede. And all these airlines cite low demand as the reason for ending or reducing their flights to the Caribbean totalitarian hellhole. Maybe the