Jimmy here i come franny, dont let daddy beat you [ screams franny jimmy ill get you next time lets start the show steve tonight join jimmy and his guests Queen Latifah, Pete Davidson and judd apatow, musical guest james taylor and the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. And now heres jimmy jimmy hey, everybody welcome to tonight show at home edition. I want to thank alexpresley on tiktok for that back slide race weve been doing it and its really fun at the house. All right, lets do tonights monologue. Wind me up, barber. Its time for the monologue jimmy hey, guys. This weekend is mothers day but because of the pandemic, hooters isnt offering their annual free meal for mom im sorry, honey, kids and i are going to try to make it up to you well make your day special still, dont worry well, its our eighth week of quarantine and i heard that some people are trying to relax by turning their homes into spas. Yep, you just lie facedown, turn on some soothing music, then
We bring the nbc bay [ cheers and applause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Millie Bobby Brown Gordon Cormier musical guest, schoolboy q and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1930 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy come on, now thats good. Thats a crowd right there [ cheers and applause welcome, and thank you very much enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching thank you for being here well, guys, President Biden had his annual physical exam and afterwards, his doctor described him as an active, robust 81yearold male who is in healthy physical condition. [ light laughter ] when asked about his mental state, the doctor said, the president is in healthy physical condition. [ laughter and applause actually, bidens doctor asses
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Parker winnie, put an apb on Staff Sergeant matt mcgrath the whole city and top priority. Winnie copy that. Im a police officer. Thats official evidence. Hang on. Matt son, this is a serious matter. Im not gonna ask again. Can i see your badge . Youre smart. Yeah. Matt so you understand this is a dangerous situation . Dean ill tell you what. Theres some cops just over there. How about we take it over together. Matt menacingly i tell youhat, give me that bag and i wont arrest both of you here and now. I dont believe i caught your name, officer. Clark holding out the bag hey hey stop just take it take it take it just take it that guys not right. Yeah, i know. Yeah, we just let him walk offwith a bag of guns. No, i didnt. No, i put my cell phone in the bag. Winnie boss, i got dean on the line. He says its urgent. Parker all right, put him through, winnie. Dean dad. Were in the middle of a call here, son. Are you all right . sighs yeah, were fine. Ed dean, is clark with you . Dean yeah, we