Would be like me trying to something someone about a rembrandt portrait or a book you have never read. Him in san francisco. And the most significant thing about lennys personality was his humility. Him whenlity followed he was at the top of his game until the last face the last phase of his life. Trying to elevate him into exactly the kind of person he was talking about here. No one would have been more stalinist than he at what we see her today. At the time they turn down his petition. I remember when nixon gave his speech and said i wish lenny were here. And then when we heard clinton ist is the definition of that i wish lenny were here. And as we watch donald trump and hillary i wish lenny was here. I think it is important to know what the atmosphere was. It was the diversity of the country. All of this is cyclical. When you have a manlike trumps bea man like trump, who will a permanent part of the culture and became very different, it is important to look at the time and the reaso
Our guest tonight from the new movie blue jasmine will be here. [ cheers and applause ] now obviously there was a lot to talk about. Who am i kidding. There was exactly one thing to talk about. Her Royal Highness the duchess of cambridge was safely delivered of a son at 4 24 p. M. Local time. John oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god, yes, yes, yes a son, a son, you mean a king. All neal to the one true king. Neal for gods sake. trumpet fanfare . This blessed news. It came after a long day of awaiting word from st. Marys hospital as the royal lad seemingly prolonging labor, perhaps sensing that this was the only kind of labor that he would ever be involved in. We will have full Team Coverage on this tomorrow night. But let me just give you a little taste of what currently is out there. This is how brilliant a royal kate is. There are women throughout British Royal Family History that have panicked over not being able to deliver a boy. Here we are. Kate did it firs
That have panicked over not being able to deliver a boy. Here we are. Kate did it first time. John what . What . You are aware that she is married to Prince William and not carl drogo, arent you . What would your response have been if it had been a girl . Dam nation upon your cursed woman. She produced a baby of the weaker sex. All that tomorrow. All that tomorrow. But first, from news of birth overseas to news of death back here in the u. S. It has been long feared. This morning it is reality in detroit. The motor city filed for chapter 9 protection yesterday. Mo town is singing the blues. Town tonight is no town. Americas motor city runs out of gas. John whoa, whoa, whoa, does that tone seem appropriate to anyone . A major American City has declared bankruptcy with devastating human costs. Maybe pump the brakes on the car a little bit. If chicago went bankrupt, would you say the windy city just left out its final fart . No, you wouldnt. If houston had a devastating earthquake would y
Than the rest of us. Our guest tonight from the new movie blue jasmine will be here. [ cheers and applause ] now obviously there was a lot to talk about. Who am i kidding. There was exactly one thing to talk about. Her Royal Highness the duchess of cambridge was safely delivered of a son at 4 24 p. M. Local time. John oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god, yes, yes, yes a son, a son, you mean a king. All neal to the one true king. Neal for gods sake. trumpet fanfare . This blessed news. It came after a long day of awaiting word from st. Marys hospital as the royal lad seemingly prolonging labor, perhaps sensing that this was the only kind of labor that he would ever be involved in. We will have full Team Coverage on this tomorrow night. But let me just give you a little taste of what currently is out there. This is how brilliant a royal kate is. There are women throughout British Royal Family History that have panicked over not being able to deliver a boy. Here we
Knights worth. [laughter] now i assume, when hes shaking people over the balcony, its like, hey, did anything fall out . [laughter] hugh hefner. Im gonna say hes worth 45 million. [audience ohs] [laughter] thatll buy you plenty of viagra. Okay, larry flynt. If hef is worth 43 million, im gonna say larry flynt is in the ballpark of 25 million. [audience ohs] i guess that proves that soft porn doesnt pay as well as watching someone get peed on. [laughter] lesson learned, america. Daniel tosh. I think the shocking part is that i made the list. [laughter] 400,000 in the red [laughter] by the way, theres good debt and bad debt. Currently, im upside down on a mortgage. [laughter] probably doesnt help that a hot girl flies me to mexico to invest in her familys tequila business either. Next time, im saying, no, gracias. [laughter] go to our blog to see the ones that we didnt have time for. See you next week. Good night. [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [ cheers and