White People Don t Make No Sense
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In African American Vernacular English, “no” is a determiner equivalent to the thermodynamic concept of absolute zero. It is the amount of “mess” that James Brown’s papa was willing to take. It describes how much of a joke Rakim considered himself to be. In 1994, researcher Rock Master Scott, in conjunction with the Dynamic Three, concluded that “no” was the exact volume of water needed when the roof was on fire and partygoers collectively decided to let the motherfucker burn.
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And white people don’t make no sense.