for their guy, whoever their guy was. [laughter] greg: yeah. the conservatives are insane, trump is totally toast after this, and people are saying, oh, liberals are insane, this vindicates him totally. we ve lost this thing now where it s possible to be in the middle whatsoever. greg: yeah. the collusion kind of takes that apart a little bit, especially if trump was pushing to investigate. but the obstruction, again, really hard to meet that definition. but still, it s weird when you think about the fact this really is all kind of trump s fault. if he would have greg: we elected a bull in a china shop, and this is the broken dishes. this is it. and all these hearings are is a guy coming up with a broom going, oh, he broke another one. [laughter] but it s not illegal! right, exactly. it s not illegal. greg: you know what? i ll take this if he conquers isis. we can all agree it s very entertaining to watch. [laughter] greg: exactly. there s no one else i d rather see give a
better stop everything i m doing and everything i want for the country. [laughter] if i were trump, i d be like, damn, i am powerful. [laughter] greg: yes. this is amazing, and i am sure that s exactly what he thinks. greg: it s a superpower, tom. i can make you eat more. yeah. [laughter] what about the professor? trump is altering people s genes. tell me that s not going to go to his head. exactly! i m attarring the whole course of altering the whole course of human history. it s not working? they should do a marvel comic on this guy. seriously! the superpower to to change genes over time. he s going to go give a speech and say, okay, we re going to keep obamacare, i heard barbra streisand gained ten pounds. come on, shut up. it ll be a class action. you know what? the same scientist f that s his real name, that put these things together, they say people are thick or big-boned or it s genetic. greg: yeah. you know, he s not smart, he s special. [laughter] it s the
could be preventedrrent with the right steps. and take it from me, every step counts. a bayer aspirin regimen is one of those steps in helping prevent another stroke. be sure to talk to your doctor before you begin an aspirin regimen. live from america s news hearts, a member of president trump s cabinet preparing to testify before congress on the russia investigations next week. attorney general jeff sessions will take questions from members of the senate intelligence committee which is investigating russian meddling in the 2016 presidential election. the a.g. says in a letter he agreed to testify on tuesday to answer questions raised by the recent testimony of former fbi director james comey. sessions recused himself from the russia investigation about three months ago. and americans mourning the death of television icon adam west. he s perhaps best known for his role in the campy tv series batman. that show aired from 1966-1968.
him, now the media s trying to back up this stupid claim. they conclude that if studies show people eat more, donald trump should make you eat more because he s so stressful. which brings us to a new segment called [laughter] greg: yes, it s a false flab! i thought it was clever when i thought of it a week ago. anyway, so-called execs perts experts say so-called trump induced stress levels may affect more than weight gain. one biology professor says it could cause evolutionary consequences. yes, trump could permanently alter human genes. professor peter ward says the stress that americans are going through now because of trump is similar to the stress felt by people who have been in combat or abusive relationships, and that leads to permanent evolutionary after-effects. so if dealing with trump is like fighting the taliban or living with a wife beater.
these are lou dobbs slacks that i m wearing. [laughter] slack shorts. it s true, i loved your monologue, greg. and i can t watch drama shows that involve terrorism, because increasingly they feel they have to show both sides. greg: right. i can t watch it! greg: i hear mummy movie has this whole thing about how it s the west that s at a fault, and i m so tired of it. it always turns out, oh, no, it s a case of mistaken identity. the law and order twins, oh, it s not really that guy, it s the rich white architect who did it. it s always the architect. later in the show, is the president to blame for your weight gain? but first, trump dumps the paris accord and the world freaks out except for one guy. i ll talk to him next. [cheers and applause] why do we make grills?