In honor of Taylor Swift's latest opus, we're taking a look at the astrology of torture. Fun fact; the album itself is an Aries, having been born into the world just after midnight on April 19, 2K24 amid a mighty Mercury retrograde in Aries when the exhumation and in this case, immolation of exes is at its peak. Read on to see what 'TTPD' song sings to the spirit of your zodiac sign.