hey, here, music here. let s oh. wow. who that? how does amazing. leich i smoke. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guest. .you may recognize him from his feature, an average white guy magazine co-host of fox and friends, first time pyro as former mistress. she comes freshly squeezed in ortega s show. it turns out that morgan ortega ,it s been 12 years since she tested positive for food. a new york times best selling author. right. but didn t get that tip. and that great barrier reef is his loofah. new york times author, comedian and demi paris. all right, john, before we get to some new stories, let s do this. greg s leftovers and if g they hurt me, that s leftovers where i read the jokes news this week. and as always, it s my week. fit time reading them, so they . we ll put joe mackey in a meat grinder and turn them intom into hot dogs. so here we go.fi oh, fingers crossed. during a house committeettee spe speech, democratic congresswoman p
a single one of them was like, wait, i. i would have like to go to thee piremonyli and have pictures of myself taken. no of myset a single one of thel in literally the most narcissistic profession that therely the is, which is being on air. had that thought or asked that questio han. i am not buying that for a second. what do you think, tyra? a greg: whai m buying it. yes. no, no, because what they di d was, it s the part that doesn t go on tv. it s the team. and they re part of the team. so it s like the producers earned i it, putting up with their arrogant, but it s just spit in the face of producers. wellit i, got to make sure that little gracie here gets a trophy, too. yeah. so get th they re like, well, you re not up for the individual one. m one.he tea but all emmys are. you have to pay. f you yeah, you have to pay. numbf you have the greatest number one late night show, but the host is cheap, don t you don t get an emmy in. thi let s not forget, this is the guy who of