i would say five because it s anyone s guess as to whether what we re sitting in is reality or not. five seems high. to you? yeah. reality is in the eye of the beholder. yeah, and he ll be holding it. who will be holding it? where are you going? who be holding it determines how we see it. are you suggesting perhaps focusing on whether this is potentially a computer simulation is a kind of a high-class problem? you know what. people who are on the front line who have to get up every day tend to try to survive. those who are the luxury of misery and cynicism tend to consult other forms of extraterrestrial engagement to explain the misery we got. some of us just get some ripple and weed and figure out what we can do. i mean weed whacker. young people, do not get marijuana. the reality is i think it is the kind of the kind of fanciful engagement, the fantasmagoria of
treasury bond deals. we will buy a ticket and split the wings you will never see us again. here are your late night laughs. senator ted cruz is in a surprisingly tight race in texas. this race is so tight ted cruz had to ask his former arch enemy, donald trump, for a boost. that had to be the saddest phone call ted cruz ever had to make. imagine if your neighbor insulted your wife s face and then you had to ask him to loan you a weed whacker. that s ted cruz s life right now. today trump kicked it up a notch, hinting there might be even scarier elements hiding in the caravan. sadly, it looks like mexico s police and military are unable to stop the caravan heading to the southern border of the united states. criminals and unknown middle easterners are mixed in. look, it s got hispanics, middle easterners, gay spiders, hillary s e-mails, colin
brian: quick headlines now if the judge would quiet down for a second. a florida woman under arrest after dialing 911 claiming to have some type of medical emergency. turns out jennifer roberts was just thirsty. [laughter] when this arrived she asked for a beer. indiana man busted for drunk mowing. this is way overdue. barry ridges under appreciated neighbor calling a cops as ridge road a lawn mower on to his yard. it s not the first time he has pulled something like this. police arresting ridge last month for driving lawn mower drunk in a grocery store parking lot. no word what is he doing with weed whacker. [laughter] steve: allegedly. brian: we will follow that story wherever it goes. steve: this time the judge
okay. how much are you going to charge for the white house? zero. frank, you have thought this out because the president could probably pay you more than $8. well, my dad said just do it for free, and i was like, fine. and that s where it s going to go. let s talk about what equipment you are using. i know you are an expert at this, and you offered to bring your own equipment at the white house and they said they rather you use the park service equipment, and are you going to have a push mower or rider, what are they going to give you? i don t know. but what i do know, they are going to give me something and i will mow with that. what if they give you a weed whacker or something like that? i am also going to do weed
weed whacker and he ll do that for no charge. today is the big day. a boy wrote that letter to the president and president trump granted his wish. the sixth grader will today mow the white house lawn. frank, fx, i will call you that because that s your nickname. he joins us from the white house. how are you doing? good. why did you want to mow the lawn of the white house? well, i always wanted to do something big, and so why not we just start here? this seems like it is the perfect example. i agree with you. go big or go home. that s what you are doing. let s talk about this. you do this for a living, right, for your town in falls church, virginia. how much do you charge to mow a lawn there? i charge $8. for the whole lawn? yeah.