from the past just just like pat boone, those relief factor i commercial. but we got preempted last nighto for a rehash of the january six show trial. w, i know it s like getting bumped for an infomercial created for and by buttheads, but the upside is by taping the show on thursday, i get friday off. get fri soda while you re watching this, i m not really here . i m here. looks like i m having fun. but don t get the pocs again. but even though we weren t on thursday we did this show anyway w because i didn t want o cancel my amazing panelad and brian kilmeade asked if he s not on the air. people worry that he ll want to hang out right. if he and if he finds out he s not on tv, he throws more tantrums . enjoy behar when the zoo forgets her feeding time. so we also got the amazing tulsi gabbardng, one of the few reasonable people left on this planet. i say that so she ll letla me stay at her pad in hawaii. h okay, fine for hawaii. a good job. yeah, i was like yes. all righ
over memorial day weekend, 50 people were shot in chicago ,nine fatally. luckily, chicago shooters are s as accurate as star trek s imperial storm troopers. sti they did that on purpose. star trek or consider this case- this week a nineteen year old named joshua concepciononces charged with first degree order for shooting a man last november while awaiting trialnte on a separate gun charge. according to chicago website t that tracks crime stats. talk aboutal a full time job. he s the seventy third person t accused of trying to shoot or kill someone in chicago last year while awaiting trial for a felony or as they call it and try town multitasked y
we have not one but two new trailers with the return of america s most socially regressive journalists. you re not black or asian. i m gay. do you sleep in a coffin? no, that s vampires. are you allowed to be out in the sun? those are also vampires. are you a vampire? this is just a plug, bewe really want to see it. we like to throw in the promotions. what in the hell is diversity? well, i could be wrong but i believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era. good to have you back, ron. you can find all the links on tonight s website t . so have you noticed that [ female announcer ] think all pads are the same? don t.