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if you this off, she ll bake you into a green bean casserole. hit business anchor jagan mcdow ,his act is unsuitable fornd children and grown ups. co- to comedian and co-host ofhost the jim norton and sam robert jadwat, sirius xm r jim nortonon siriu and finally, she s still sleepy from allthat that turkey she drank. had to get. all right. so before we get to some news stories, it s friday. so you know what?s time that s time for greg s leftovers from. leftove yeah, it s time once again for t leftovers. it s where i read the jokehes wi didn t use this weekrs. and as always, it s my first time reading these. so don t blame me if they .
nicknames. yo course, you ve got the obvious, like ron desantis, governor of floridgoa, former ambassador to the un , nikki haley, former vp mike pence, you can just keep going further down. the list also includeseo. former secretary of state mike pompeo and virginia governor glenn youngin and our favorite maryland governor larry hogan. maryland oh, also texas senatd cruz forgot him. ere wo so there are six men and one women. wow. man just like a typical college women s swim team. jim , i hope you had a great thanksgiving. oh, greg, i m still stuffed tu with turkey. ohrk, i bet. i bet you make a sandwich ina