farts. hunter, the most successful crack head the world has ever seen is returning to new york this week to exhibit his awful abstract art work at a soho art gallery. i haven t seen a mess like this since that time i took a laxative with four bags of skittles. it was for pride month. i was trying to poop a rainbow. hunter was spotted at the gallery over the weekend, even as a congressional committee is trying to find out who the hell is paying between 75 and 500 grand each for his crappy paintings. although that looks pretty good, i have to say. maybe he does have talent. meanwhile an arkansas judge ordered hunter s financial records to be shielded from the public as he tries to lower his child support payments to london roberts. she s the dancer he knocked up while he was banging his brother s widow and sleeping with the brother s widow s sister-in-law or something. i d say do the math but we have two women on the panel. a sexist would say! greg: and what kind of poverty
urgent thing first but they didn t they were too busy kissing andrew cuomo s ass and being kissed back. a huge story broke last week ai researchers pleaded with us to shut down the tech for at least six months. that s roughly the time it takes to recover from a hair transplant. just making a comparison. a letter signed by elon musk and apple s co-founder steve wozniak stressed that a super humanly smart ai gets beyond our control spells death for all of us. i only hope i ll be spared as a sex slave. looking forward to it. i volunteered, actually. to my toaster. but that was a day before the indictment news which is now a forever ago. you notice what all three have in common, terror covid ai? they re deadly things that can get away from us if we aren t watching. that s how i lost my pet python chokey.