the time i got there, greg was in my office. he looked pi as a cd. then he looked at me and said i thought you were dead and he got up and hugs me. the biggest, best dog i ever had. better than my dad s hug. then he pulled out his wallet and gave me $600 for no reason. greg: the richer the life, the juicier the tell-all. which is why no one will care about that jim acosta tell-all. by the way, it s called my angry care for sleep apnea. no one in the media will ever get a tell-all like the ones they get about trump what s the difference between the president trump? he is interesting. the media is not even close. well, except for me. [laughter] oh, yeah, sure. back in 2012 i was on the way to
and people would laugh because it s a funny name. named after iraq formation and in a computer game. but it s amazing what a tell all will do for name recnition. cliff sims during the now. my main goal is to have as much fun as the mood. it was the game of thrones , backstabbing,. beautiful life, marble bathroom. i just saw sean spicer toting a refrigerator out of here with a cord dangling. new single ear which we paid for with his own money and the atmosphere is like, can you believe it? greg: would you look at that the sky gets more airtime than a frisbee at a fish concert. not his fault. he s just giving the lockstep lemmings with what they want, it doesn t matter if what they gobble up this is an crap they
greg: and justin timberlake got away with murder. tyrus: who? greg: once the boob came out everything else was a blur. greg: stopped dropping my name like you all know me. jimmy, my favorite story is this hairless surgeon who played harry potter and he was mad at tom brady because tom brady has a relationship with trump and wears a red hat. he s just trying to score points. shut up. that s what i say. is so pointless to hate on tom brady. i m not a tom brady. but i love people who say yeah brady can suck it. brady is going home to a supermodel in a mansion and going home to a jar of hand cream in your mom s basement. i think he s got the win here. greg: you just like to most rice. that being said, i don t think brady is as motivated to motivated and when the white house because he s serving
greg: their group of people in la. tyrus: shut up, greg. the super bowl is my christmas. i enjoy watching it. it is fun. i don t care about the halftime show that i owe enjoy the hoagies and it s a great time. those of you who don t like it, i m excited to see the pictures but i m guessing 31-17. i will have fun because the parades will stop but we ve got one more year. enjoy it. greg: new orleans there bars are playing the old game and boycotting which is hilarious. tyrus: i live in louisiana so it was hilarious they have a sign on the causeway biggest bridge watch what you doing unlike some referees. new orleans ain t letting the scope it they re not letting this go. greg: my protection is it will be a close game, 11-ten and 15 innings. tyrus: ever seen predator? that s what i want to do to gregory now. greg: up next, the zoo has the perfect valentine s day gift for
greg: greg s orphanage. google it. anybody want to google that? [laughter] so i guess my point is that tell-alls are [bleep] [laughter] greg: there we go, thank you for that. you re welcome. greg: that leaves more time for the next segment. before we go, an update on the gutfeld monologues live. the show in tampa is sold out. i never sold out anything. sold me out. greg: i did not sell you out! go to ggutfeld.com. up next, why do some candidates promise things we can t afford? we have a video that will explain everything. [cheers and applause] ble. let s redecorate. whatsyamatter tanya, i thought you loved being spontaneous? i do. and if you ve got the wrong home insurance coverage, i might break the bank too.