novelist and literary critic walter kirn. [applause] she is so southern she sleeps in a deep fryer. cohost of the bottom line launches january 23rd. dagen mcdowell. [applause] she is the girl of your dreams if you have a 104 fever. [laughs] fox news contributor kat timpf. [applause] and finally, the great barrier reef is his loofah, massive side kick in the world heavyweight champion, tyrus. [cheers and applause] all right before we get to some new stories that are all the document scandal it s time for this. greg s leftovers. greg: i love this. where i read the joke so we didn t use this week and as always is my first time reading them so that they aren t funny don t blame me i checked out months ago. here we go. convicted sex trafficker is teaching etiquette classes to fellow inmates. that is not even the punch line. lessons includes table manners, formal greetings and folded bedsheets with the neck. also among our top rules it s never polite to ask a teenager how o
a special counsel. the new k post asked anybody vet this guy. yep.t th lookiss like things are pretty secure in there. the fbi is said to be grillingfl biden aides about how top secret files ended up next to his corvette. his and republican jim jordan says his first order of business will be getting to thee bottom of it. we re also learninsameg the sam. that s right, th house was hunter s hang out, pat . that s right. the drug loving firsfirst son ld the property for years and even had his credit card statement sent therepro. d even had we all know hunter would neveran be careless with sensitive informatiot n. it s no wonder the democrats don t want to talk about it. classified informa president biden had classified documents in his wilmington garageo yo is just breaking. do you think that s is no irresponsible and reckless of him? het to a responsible is to not disclose when you have documents. he has certainly done that. biden people are bringing forth the documents,
will because i am a giving person. the nurses at the blood bank, in fact, sometimes i will even donate my own. now, there has been a lot of talk about who the democratic nominee should be for 2024. we are not even halfway through the term and they already want to bail on joe. can you blame them, the favorability would be is two points ahead of rheumatoid arthritis and three points below and awards. but anyway, that doesn t seem fair to joe biden out at all. he s got the experience, and the look. it was like he was sniffing hair like tran-nines. that s not what the white house needs, but a coffin for joe. he takes it away when he ensures there is no dead body in their. so disgusting. but like my wife and the homeless musician she invited, they are not even hiding it anymore. suddenly they are mailing you boxes of omaha steaks, cases of red bull and keep sneaking up behind you at family functions. the joe biden name is too strong to ignore. [laughter] okay, so now you are
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Israel is mobilizing soldiers and declaring a State Of War Alert after the Palestinian Militant Group hamas fires thousands of rockets from the gaza strip into southern israel. The groups leader says its part of a new Military Operation against israel. Israels territory has also reportedly been infiltrated by numerous Palestinian Militants during the unprecedented attack. Several videos posted on social media appearing to show dozens of uniformed gunmen inside the Israeli Border town of sderot. Residents across the region are being ordered to remain indoors following reports of Israel Israelis Being Kidnaped and taken into gaza. And were also learning a woman in her 60s was killed and at least 100 others were injured in the surprise attack. Israels Security Cabinet is set to convene in the coming hours following its State Of War Alert declaration. Officials warn hamas will face consequences for the attacks and has reportedly already begun striking targets in the gaza strip. And the lau