And you go out in front and you have a weird, muffled conversation next to your mailbox for eight minutes. That has to stop. And while were at it, family zoom calls . Lets max those out at 12 minutes. 12 minutes. Theres nothing going on you cant cover in 12 minutes. At that point you say, okay, zip it, grandma, weve heard enough here in Los Angeles County officials have announced that they are hoping to open things up by the 4th of july. The way itll work is everyone will rush to the beach on the 4th of july sweat all over each other and then, we will die. Which will be good for traffic on the 405. As of yesterday, pet groomers and trainers were allowed to open back up. Which seems weird given that they say pets can spread the virus to people and people can spread it to pets. Maybe we should start training our pets to groom us. One thing we might not have in l. A. Is the oscars. Word around town is that the academy awards, which are scheduled for february will not happen in february. W
The Police Station so, jeff parks his car at the gas station at the end the alley so that i can run out, go pick up krasney and take her back to the car. Im freaking thrilled. I hadnt seen her in years so, we were all going to go have dinner and catch up. Now, i get out of the car and go down the alley and because jeff is watching me, i skip down the alley to her house to make him laugh, you know but little did i know, skipping down a Police Station alley is a big nono. Because i end up skipping towards a cop car thats driving at me down the alley the sirens go off. A cop gets out and his gun is drawn. And he goes, put your hands on the hood of the car put your hands on the hood this man is furious. I comply and his partner pats me down now this man is livid. It makes no sense. His anger level towards me is insane i am a young, adorable, delight literally skipping down the street and ive infuriated him so, this man asked me, where are you coming from . And i go, amsterdam. Now this ans
Fighting, but its probably the air conditioner. Lets get to the news. When asked, in a new interview, if he had told staff to slow down coronavirus testing, President Trump said, quote, if we did slow it down, we wouldnt show nearly as many cases. The guy is so bad at lying thats like if your parents asked are you high, and you said, you know, marijuana is legal in several states. Following President Trumps use of the offensive phrase kung flu to describe the coronavirus, White House Press secretary Kayleigh Mcenany defended trump yesterday and said trump is, quote, linking it to its place of origin. The same reason trump refers to mcenany as liar factory. President trump gave a speech today in arizona to a group of young republicans. Of course, in arizona, the term young republican refers to anyone whos only wearing one knee brace a megachurch in phoenix is facing skepticism ahead of President Trumps visit after it claimed to have installed a ventilation system that, quote, kills 99.
Stephen colbert. Tonight the zoom where its happening. Plus, stephen welcomes former National Security advisor john bolton. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen got welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Were a little over four months from the president ial election, and things are not looking great for donald trump. Hes trailing biden by double digits in polls by cnn and cnbc. Hes even down by 12 points in a fox news poll. Ooh, you know it hurts more when you get the news from someone you love. The only way it could have been worse is if he found out from the bottom of a chicken bucket. Trump is so far behind, that according to the hill, there is no plausible scenario where trump would lose the National Popular vote by the kind of margin currently projected, yet still eke out an Electoral College win. Why would you say that, you idiots i gotta knock on wood. Its aged in oak. Trumps still stinging
President trump under growing pressure from his own party to wear a mask. The issue now front and center in the race for the white house. Mr. President , this is not about you. Its about the health and wellbeing of the american public. Everyone needs to wear a mask in public. Joe biden saying the commander in chief has surrendered to coronavirus. This as the president presses on with his fourth of July Celebration. Thousands expected at mount rushmore, but social distancing will not be enforced. Trail of cash. A military official tells abc that the first information about the russian bounty plot came from special ops raids on taliban locations. Large amounts of American Cash found during those january raids. The white house now says the president was briefed on the plot. Lawmakers from both sides of the aisle and the families of troops killed in combat and afghanistan pushing for answers. Beach battle. The summer surge prompting some of the most famous beaches across the country to shu